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(Noun): A woman on the dance floor that thrives on grinding her bottom (grinder) on male genetailia (stump).
Particularly late in the night when inhibitions have been lost, drinks consumed, and standards have been dropped. Upon arrival to the club, the boys sought out stumpgrinders on the dance floor.
Jun 02, Someone who has a stubby dick.
Take note of: Fencing, concrete, brick, or rock around a stump such as a tree ring Nearby trees that may have roots under the tree stump Swimming pools, walkways, and patios that may prevent the grinder from reaching all of the root material Lawn irrigation, sprinkler systems, tree lighting wiring, and buried hoses We generally do not grind deep enough to risk interfering with properly-installed utility lines or buried cables, but unforeseen obstacles can be encountered that necessitate a shallower grind.
Everything was going well until she crymaxed at the last minute.I didn't know whether to keep pounding away or stop and hug her He's great, but he tends to crymax at the end of sex, which makes him hard to take seriously afterward. Is when you drill a hole into a stump and use that hole for sexual purposes.
Nailing the dick of a sexual predator to a tree stump with a wide head 10 penny nail, miles from passers-by. Leaving said sexual predator nailed to the stump with only a small lightweight knife to"free" himself with by cutting off his dick or die from exposure. stumpidunknown.
Stupid + Dumb = Stumpid. I can't even think right meow, I'm so stumpid. You are the stumpidest person I've ever met. Seriously though. So. Stumpid. #stupid #stupidest #dumb #dumber #dumbest #slow #slower #slowest.